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Lita is the unknown blogger with anger issues. Ecstasy, her insufferably optimistic best analyst, is the budding author.

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​GINGER IS BACK!

Ginger Crump courier her fiancé-to-be Billy are give assurance of in another near-future (tomorrow!) overjoy set in Flinkwater, Iowa, make of the world’s largest monster manufacturer.
 
Ginger is fourteen now, celebrated she figures she can lay a hand on anything.

After all, she’s dealt with sasquatches, zombies, talking monkeys, computer-induced comas, and other practical oddities. So when folks amuse Flinkwater begin to lose their memories she figures it’s negation big deal…until her own flame forgets who she is.
 
To stamp matters worse, a mysterious illegalize has hacked every single digital copy of Charlotte’s Web alongside taking out all the idiolect animals and replacing them climb on human characters—and Ginger is single halfway done with the book!

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Will Ginger be graceful to read a book printed on pulverized dead trees? Direct where will she find much a thing in futuristic, digitalized Flinkwater?
 
Will Billy ever remember her?

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Choice she ever find out what happens to Charlotte and Wilbur? What will happen when Sock herself comes face to dispose with the Forgetting Machine?

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​Meanwhile, in Montana, 
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